That's me in Grade 6. Even back then I had nice teeth.So the blog article from yesterday turned out to be quite intriguing, didn't it? Figured so. A total of 26 tweets collected in a time span of exactly 24 hours. It could've been more though, but my blog turned out lucky when I started working on my Jisezistic Jargon. Working on my Jargon did decrease the amount of tweets I made the last couple of hours. I went to bed at quarter to two at night when I felt like I was done for that night.
Speaking of the Jisezistic document... here you can find it: the first ever publicly accessible document about Jisezism (except for the website Tante Tuk, Double M and I once had, I think it died of AIDS). In this pdf file (a Google Document) you'll see a list of over 40 words (soon to be more) explaining how Jisezistic people talk and type. Learning those words is a MUST if you want to understand what I'm saying on MSN! On MSN I speak fluent Jisezistic.
Jisezism is not a new occurrence though. During the existence of CRG, there have been a couple of quotes containing the Jisezistic language. Now, because of growing demand and popularity I've decided to help you guys UNDERSTANDING these quotes by releasing this words list, along with some general rules regarding 'fails'. Telling time and other important stuff will be added later. If only you would check the file out by hitting the link...
Speaking of the Jisezistic document... here you can find it: the first ever publicly accessible document about Jisezism (except for the website Tante Tuk, Double M and I once had, I think it died of AIDS). In this pdf file (a Google Document) you'll see a list of over 40 words (soon to be more) explaining how Jisezistic people talk and type. Learning those words is a MUST if you want to understand what I'm saying on MSN! On MSN I speak fluent Jisezistic.
Jisezism is not a new occurrence though. During the existence of CRG, there have been a couple of quotes containing the Jisezistic language. Now, because of growing demand and popularity I've decided to help you guys UNDERSTANDING these quotes by releasing this words list, along with some general rules regarding 'fails'. Telling time and other important stuff will be added later. If only you would check the file out by hitting the link...
The Dutch Test
Also discussed in the tweets yesterday was the Dutch test I had to take today. In those tweets it mostly said I hadn't studied for it yet, which was the truth, by the way.
Today, after visual arts class we had a lecture, but instead of following it, I joined Kaasbeer who headed home. He lives in Amstelveen, so we hopped on the metro and headed for Amstelveen Westwijk. During the metro ride we chatted a bit and had plenty of laughs. At Amsterdamn RAI the metro had an usually long pause. What turns out? Policemen were checking the metro for a criminal or whatever, because we saw security, safety and patrol officers getting in and out of the metro by the minute. After finding nothing, the metro continued its travel, with a delay of 15 minutes or so. We continued studying whatever was in our Dutch book.
Arrived at his metro station, I had to walk to his apartment, which turned out be quite a walk by itself. He was lucky he had that bike of his. After arriving we started lunching, talking, studying and computing.
During this entire period we had plenty of laughs and fun, until I noticed it was already 15.25 when the test started at 16.00. I told him I think we had to go. Apparently not being aware of the time... he was like: nah... we'll go in fifteen minutes or so; we've got plenty of time! I told him I would think it would be better for us to go at that time, because the travel was 20 minutes by metro, the walk to the metro was five minutes or so and there would be added another 10 minutes for walking from Spaklerweg to school... He decided to come along as I was being a bit hyper about it and we left his apartment.
We were right on time to catch the metro of 15.36, and once the metro started driving, I told him what time it was and he didn't believe me. Apparently he thought it was 15.00 instead of 15.36, and after he checked his cell phone for the right time, I heard him yell 'what the fuck? How the hell is that possible?' when he noticed I was actually right about the time. Immediately he wasn't that sure whether we would make it or not. We started calculating times and concluded we would arrive too late at the test. I laughed at him telling him I now knew why he was late for plenty of classes, he laughed too.
Once at Spaklerweg we noticed we weren't going to be THAT late, we just had to make sure we put a little tempo in our walking. So we did and we only arrived late by a minute or two. We were still allowed to make the Dutch test, pfjew.
Today, after visual arts class we had a lecture, but instead of following it, I joined Kaasbeer who headed home. He lives in Amstelveen, so we hopped on the metro and headed for Amstelveen Westwijk. During the metro ride we chatted a bit and had plenty of laughs. At Amsterdamn RAI the metro had an usually long pause. What turns out? Policemen were checking the metro for a criminal or whatever, because we saw security, safety and patrol officers getting in and out of the metro by the minute. After finding nothing, the metro continued its travel, with a delay of 15 minutes or so. We continued studying whatever was in our Dutch book.
Arrived at his metro station, I had to walk to his apartment, which turned out be quite a walk by itself. He was lucky he had that bike of his. After arriving we started lunching, talking, studying and computing.
During this entire period we had plenty of laughs and fun, until I noticed it was already 15.25 when the test started at 16.00. I told him I think we had to go. Apparently not being aware of the time... he was like: nah... we'll go in fifteen minutes or so; we've got plenty of time! I told him I would think it would be better for us to go at that time, because the travel was 20 minutes by metro, the walk to the metro was five minutes or so and there would be added another 10 minutes for walking from Spaklerweg to school... He decided to come along as I was being a bit hyper about it and we left his apartment.
We were right on time to catch the metro of 15.36, and once the metro started driving, I told him what time it was and he didn't believe me. Apparently he thought it was 15.00 instead of 15.36, and after he checked his cell phone for the right time, I heard him yell 'what the fuck? How the hell is that possible?' when he noticed I was actually right about the time. Immediately he wasn't that sure whether we would make it or not. We started calculating times and concluded we would arrive too late at the test. I laughed at him telling him I now knew why he was late for plenty of classes, he laughed too.
Once at Spaklerweg we noticed we weren't going to be THAT late, we just had to make sure we put a little tempo in our walking. So we did and we only arrived late by a minute or two. We were still allowed to make the Dutch test, pfjew.
The Dutch test went okay. I passed it with about an 8,5 out of 10 (or so the teacher said). I wouldn't say I'm not pleased with it, but I expected a nine to be honest, I thought it went amazing... I was done after three quarters of an hour while we had about one and a half hour to complete it. I guess I don't need that much time for Dutch. I'm happy to say my Dutch language skills are at grade 6 level - just like my maths which I passed too! Hurray!
I'm now allowed to continue with my course "Primary School Teacher".
Until next time (see you in October!) and cheers,
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